So my boss, Who i've already mentioned once before, is a downright prankster. I thought i was defying the laws of age acting like a little kid with all the crap i keep doing throughout the day but he's worse..Waaaaay worse! In a good way coz its shit loads of fun. Heh!
One fine day it happened by sheer luck and coincidence that the desktop i was sitting on crashed completely. It just stopped working! and i had to go upto him and tell him that that had happened.. nobody likes admitting their mistakes, even if it wasnt a mistake- it was my desktop atleast.. So it had to be replaced, obviously- work goes on. After 2 days this new cpu (the replaced one) crashed too!!! Now this was terrible for my repute but i had to fight back every urge and be adamant that it wasnt my fault which i did which led to 'Him', my boss, calling me Virus.. Just Great...
As if this wasnt enough i pointed out infront of him- Unne yeh kaha.
The conversation thereafter-
"kinne kya?"
me- "uff- unne, kaha tha ki yeh aesa hoga"
him- "Unne yeh kaha"
me- "haan"
him- "okay Unne"
Thats when it dawned upon, the mistake. Anyway long story short (not that its really short now) I was nicknamed Unne Virus finally.. After months of progression- Nish to Virus to Chipmonk to Unne to Unne Virus to U.V.
So this is what i wrote to him one day as a retort-
All is happy in this little town, Sunshine
All but for one who plans to take over the rhyme!
He is vicious and cruel, Can beat anyone in a duel
I wonder if he ever truly paid a dozen or dime!
Plans he had to take over the world
Limited though he got in the town's wind-whirl
Success he wanted at any cost, to achieve
At expense of maybe every tom, dick or Har-Rie
Vengeance he sought, For what! Noone knows
Though most of what he did was for the love of a joke!
Hardly though this seems worthy of one
People's lives are at stake here
We should probably introduce to him the definition of FUN!!
Anyway lets get back to that fateful day
I forget which year, the month or the date
To the laboratory he'd built for himself, a fortress!
Chemical reactions wherein were never put to a rest
Alas! At-Last the evil emerged!!
From within the depths of the deepest black swirl
Its dark and frightening
ITS TAKING A FORM!
Boogie Man would be scared of him!!
But maybe not Santa Claus...
Has he achieved the ultimate?
The penultimate of destruction??
What day was foretold for holocaust or resurrection!?
For surely we could use a Jesus tonight
To save this town from its evident plight
As if this wasnt enough, he devices a plan
Clever he is!
Must admit traits of every man!
He spreads the NEWS!
Now thats one of a kind
That 'in order to survive you need this antigen of mine!
The world is in danger, Anthrax Attacks!
The only way out is this black tablet for a dime'
Lines and lines pile up outside
People believe anything
Its so easy to trick the mind!
Soon the whole town now would have bought
The black tablet that would kill them eventually till they rot
How gruesome How sick
Could one man possibly be!
To do such things to a fellow human being?!
He announces to Sunshine his mischief and trick
Aghast and Shocked, thus in Disbelief they sit
Poor little souls couldn't see this coming
Panic now strikes! Anguish a-running!
When all hopes lost
Its written in the Bible
Will shine a new star
That will guide the people
In comes the antidote- the cure
Heaven Sent
Takes the form of a pretty girl
An instantaneous messiah from god himself!
Takes she does all hearts by storm
Soon she has all the people listen to her ser-mon
Tells them, she does, that she'll spread a virus a-kin
To the 'antidote' that was given
Terminating the evil reactions within
'It'll attack the virus
You'll be saved my friends
Just take this white and sleep through the rest'
Ms. Unne's Virus saved this town from a sin!
Sunshine was saved from the plight of Evil Doctor Gin
(To safeguard his identity
a Respect still prevails
His truth shall be kept a secret
Though we all know his Name)
What happened hence can only be imagined
Gins Unhealthy! Transports to another dimension!
Drink it too much and you're out for the night
Here though, he was out of our very Lives!
Farewell as we bade to the Evil Dr.Gin
With no signs of remorse, Maybe a slight Grin
We made him repeat the meaning of Fun
A lesson though now thoroughly we've learnt,
Never listen to STRANGE-rs on Earth, My son
You never know who tries to take away your life little one
All in all the little town Sunshine is safe
And we owe it all to Unne Virus, who saved the day.
